Stealthy Ninja's Blog of Death

Where Rumours Come from!!11

2010-06-14T23:09:00.000-07:00

This is where I get MY rumours from

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Soft lens? I've got ya cure!

2010-01-17T22:07:00.000-08:00

A lot of people like to complain about their new camera/lens being soft. In reality, they just suck.

Anyhoo, here's a toon to go with your whine. ;-)

CLICK ON IT TO MAKE IT LARGE ENOUGH TO READ.

P.S. I just changed the last line to be a bit more funny. Maybe.

Bing Comics 4

2010-01-17T21:02:00.003-08:00

Here is the fourth one (two in one day... AMAZIN')

I have an idea for a short Stealthy Toon. Stay tooned (I loves the puns).

CLICK ON THE PIC TO SEE IT BIG.

Bing Comics 3

2010-01-17T20:59:00.000-08:00

Here be the third one. Click on it to make it big.

P.S. I'll make another original comic soon as I'm bored enough to do one.

Bing Comics 2

2009-11-22T21:45:00.001-08:00

Here be part 2. Clickth on yonder pictureth to maketh it largeth.

Ye olde bloggy viewer.

BING COMICS 1

2009-11-19T19:03:00.000-08:00

Clicky to make bigggy (it's no biggy, I promiseey).

Little do people knoweth that the "Stealthy Ninja" character is based on "Bing Boy" a super-hero from a short film I made (and may post here one day).

I did do a hand drawn/coloured comic of "Young Bing and Bing Boy" a while ago, but hand drawn pictures wouldn't fit into my USB ports for some reason.

Then I discovered something called a "scanner" wow.

Anyway... here be the first comic in the "YOUNG BING and bing boy" collect.

MORE TO COME.

Mythical Creatures

2009-11-10T21:10:00.000-08:00

Many people believe the Ninja War Pony to be extinct. I don't. Stealthy don't. I and Stealthy don't.

There ARE rarer things though.

Click on the picture to see it BIG like and all that malarkey.

Photography Jokes

2009-08-25T01:06:00.000-07:00

Here be a little video I did for our church. It contains some photography jokes that only serious photographers will get, I think.

Enjoy.

I do know a lot of wives know more about photography than their husbands. :)

The Filter Debate FINISHED?!

2009-07-22T02:22:00.001-07:00

Click ma pictcha to see it big ma!

One of the stupidest debates you'll find online is the "protection filter" debate. Some say they're evil, some say heaven sent. Stealthy agrees... but with which side?!

Ahhh ha haha messing with the minds of fans of a comic is fun.

The Best Online

2009-07-07T00:27:00.000-07:00

Click teh picture ta make it big, ya internets geek ye.

Here's another Stealthy Toon, this one is about a typical online "expert" or "pro" who "knows what he/she's talkin' about".

Enjoy.

Dirty Stinkin' Toilet Ghost

2009-07-06T22:33:00.000-07:00

Hey there Stealthy Stunt Fans.

Here be a video I did about 5 years ago. It features Malaysia's top Cantonese Actors pretending to be from Hong Kong. Radical stuff.

I suspect strongly that this movie is much funnier to Western audiences than Hong Kong audiences. Yes, people from different countries have different senses of humour. I call this the humouris sensoiris maximis. Which is Latin for "I like to make stuff up more than Ken Rockwell".

Enjoy.

A bit of classic violence

2009-07-02T17:36:00.000-07:00

Here thar be (yes grammar checker I used "be" on purpose, ya non-pirate ye) another older one. This one is concerning strange titles that appear on a certain photography forum at random.

Sometimes they can be a touch confusing.

On another note, I watched the first episode of "Black Beard" last night. Some Hallmark movie (I thought they made cards...) I have to ask my loyal listeners (yep, I'm that voice in your head)... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIRATE MOVIES?! Since the golden days of the 80's Ninja movies have slacked off like a lazy rock climber... why haven't they "remade" a ninja classic to "modern" styles (like Transformers etc.)? !!?

Ohhh arrr thar me maties?

Behave

2009-07-02T04:59:00.000-07:00

Hey there Stealthy fans (where are you?!).

Here is an all new Stealthy Toon! Only published HERE (or maybe there).

This one is about how the Stealth Ninja punishes those who disobey his strict "No annoying-no-sense-of-humour-and-point-out-obvious-irony-jerk" rule.

Apparently some people think they have actually SEEN Stealthy Ninja too. HA!

2009-07-02T04:08:00.000-07:00

Click the pic to see the... now what rhymes with pic... mmm...

Here is a second one. This one is about the internet legend Ken Rockwell. If you haven't heard of him DO NOT visit his site, it's full of misinformation and ill informed opinions (hey sort of like this blog).

You'll basically get the point from this Stealthy Toon anyway... so read away stunt-bots.

Hello and WELCOME

2009-07-02T04:02:00.001-07:00

Hello, this is a blog where THE Stealthy Ninja can finally roam free.
Stealthy Toons will ONLY be published here (or if I get a new blog somewhere.... then THERE... in the future.

Click the toon to read it you lazy bum: